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Topic: Fifty Pubs of Brentford - the poem
Posted by: Jim Storrar
Date/Time: 11/10/19 19:34:00

Here is the poem:


Fifty Pubs of Brentford

Alfred Pearce wrote this in 1948 when he was seventy-four years old (his family ran The Alexandra pub in the High Street). He starts at the Star and Garter, Kew Bridge Road and proceeds westwards along Brentford High Street, across Brentford Bridge to London Road.

   When I was knighted with a STAR AND GARTER
    I was pushed into an EXPRESS
    On my way to OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE
    I smashed into a PLOUGH
    And stood aside by the WAGGON AND HORSES
    Little beyond a JOLLY TAR
    With a LAMB by his side
    Receiving a SALUTATION
    Presently FOX AND HOUNDS dashed by
    A beautiful HAND AND FLOWER
    When I met the MARQUIS OF GRANBY
    He fell into the QUEEN’S ARMS
    Tugging with a BARGE AGROUND
    A BULL stared me in the face
    As I crossed by the BREWERY TAP and the ROYAL HOTEL
    The PRINCE OF WALES stood on the other side
    Up above HALF MOON and SEVEN STARS
    With a GLITTERING STAR by its side
    Cross yonder stood a DRUM
    Attacked by a LION
    When I reached the ALEXANDRA
    I shook hands with GEORGE THE FOURTH
    He advised to salute THE WATERMAN’S ARMS
    Then I was back into the KING’S ARMS
    Up went the roaring CANNON
    At the RISING SUN I tried to lift ONE TON
    While BRITANNIA stood to one side
    And I met the DUKE OF CAMBRIDGE
    He told me he had lost his FEATHERS
    A little beyond a BEEHIVE
    And a BLACK BOY AND STILL
    Playing with a CATHERINE WHEEL
    As I crossed the BARLEY MOW
    There was a magnificent CASTLE
    Near by stood a LION
    THREE PIGEONS overhead
    With MAGPIE AND STUMP
    Beside it MAGPIE AND CROWN
    TWO BLACK BOYS rang SIX BELLS
    Stood staunch with THE MAGNET with LORD NELSON
    I got in the JUNCTION ARMS
    They pushed me into the DUKE OF NORTHUMBERLAND
    Beyond stood GEORGE AND DRAGON
    The STANDARD floating high
    With the ANGEL of peace
    When the COACH AND HORSES passed by.


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Magpie & Crown23/03/19 19:25:00 Neil Chippendale
   Re:Magpie & Crown25/03/19 04:16:00 Neil Chippendale
      Re:Re:Magpie & Crown25/03/19 10:30:00 Mick Brent
         Re:Re:Re:Magpie & Crown25/03/19 11:38:00 Keith Iddon
            Re:Re:Re:Re:Magpie & Crown25/03/19 13:17:00 Stephen Scott
               Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Magpie & Crown25/03/19 18:35:00 Iain Muir
                  Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Magpie & Crown25/03/19 20:52:00 Jean Harrison
                     Re-opening?24/04/19 16:53:00 Reg Ghosh
                        Re:Re-opening?26/04/19 16:23:00 Joanna Russell
                           Re:Re:Re-opening?28/04/19 16:52:00 Jennifer Selig
                              Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?28/04/19 18:28:00 Anne England
                                 Re:Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?28/04/19 19:07:00 N V Brooks
                                    Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?28/04/19 19:17:00 N V Brooks
                                       Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?11/10/19 18:37:00 N V Brooks
                                          Fifty Pubs of Brentford - the poem11/10/19 19:34:00 Jim Storrar
                                          Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?12/10/19 16:40:00 Jennifer Selig
                                             Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?12/10/19 19:07:00 N V Brooks
                                                Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?13/10/19 11:02:00 Jennifer Selig
                                                   Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?13/10/19 13:45:00 N V Brooks
                                                   Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?13/10/19 13:53:00 Steve Bullman
                                                   Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?14/10/19 06:53:00 Emma Renton
                                                      Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?14/10/19 11:45:00 Frank DeWet
                                                         Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?14/10/19 17:00:00 N V Brooks
                                                      Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re-opening?15/10/19 08:42:00 Emma Renton

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